A toy storage bag is a pouch that keeps dust, light, and curious roommates off the collection. Soft bags prevent steel and glass from knocking chips into each other. Separate pockets stop a silicone dildo from slumping against another silicone piece for six months.

Breathable cloth beats a sealed plastic tub for toys that might still be slightly damp. If you must use zip plastic, the toys should be bone dry. A packet of silica gel in a hard case helps in humid rooms and should never touch a wet toy.

Labeling is unsexy and useful. A small tag that says anal only saves a groggy mistake. Wash bags occasionally. They collect the same lint the toys used to collect on the open shelf.

Storage habits

• One porous toy per bag if you keep TPE at all.
• Cables in a smaller inner pocket so they do not gouge silicone.
• Keep the bag in a drawer that does not overheat.
• Do not store batteries loose against metal toys.