Love eggs are smooth egg-shaped inserts, sometimes sold in a vibrating pair on a cord. They sit in the vagina and shift when you walk. If they contain a motor, a remote can turn a grocery run into a private game.

Without vibration they overlap with Ben Wa and Kegel balls. With vibration they overlap with eggs. The marketing name is older than the distinctions. What you want to look at is diameter, whether there is a cord, and whether the shell is non-porous.

A vibrating egg that dies internally is still an object you have to remove. Buy a loop. Skip novelty eggs with painted faces that can flake. If the egg is meant to stay in through a workout, start with a short walk, not a HIIT class.

Basics

• Lube the tip, not the whole shell, so it does not skate out.
• Wash remote and egg.
• Do not wear during a tampon-and-cup combination unless you like logistics problems.
• Replace cracked shells.